Malaysian Foreign Student

The Fly....

2004-12-31T01:58:00.000-08:00

Have you ever seen "The Fly" and its sequel "The Fly 2"? Well "The Fly" saga was kinda very old movie which was made somewhere between the late 80s and early 90s....... Well I caught the movie on Star Movies lately...... After watching it... I came out with a conclusion that........ It is the grosses series that was ever made...... Seriously...... You will see the scientist turning into a big gigantic monstrous fly...... his body swells and rots and his body parts such as his nose, ears, genitials etc. start to fall off.... scary......... I would not want my body parts to fall off specially my genitials........ Ugh!!
Anyways all this started when the scientist build this teleportation devie that enables him to teleport from one end to another.... But during his test drive with the teleportation device... A fly enters the device and fuses the scientist and the fly together..... making the scientist become the FLY GUY!! oh well so I thought of other alternatives..... What if other types of animals enter the teleportation device??
Lets say... What if a dog enters the machine??? Hmm...... First of all...... the scientist will start growing hair all over his body and his tongue will always be sticking out from his mouth....... pointy ears will grow from his head and his original ears will close up(falling off will be too disgusting!) Then he will grow a tail from his butt and tends to shake it whenever he is happy or excited.......... Then he will go around the block smelling everyone's ass...... Hmm..... When he sees a hot chick or bitch(hey...... I ment the female dog ok?!) He will start barking and howling to show how perverted he is!! He will use his claws to scratch is body and they will be full of fleas!! Wow!! Now that will be a monster I wanna see!! :-P
Now imagine if a cow enters the machine..... Woohoo! The scientist will grow horns and will keep going moo... moo.. moo... Then a farmer sees 'The Cow' catches him and uses him to plow is corps!!!
hahahaha.......... Cool.....
Well that's all!

TSUNAMI

2004-12-31T01:48:00.000-08:00

Oh well! Not new news now...... I have been wanting to post this for the past few days but then.... I was in Hong Kong and Bangkok for vacation and when I got back my dad found out that he didn't pay Streamyx for the pass 6 months(oh my...) Anyways the tsunami that hit Penang and other countries recently caused lots of deaths.... It was really a sad case and people all around the world are sadden by this......
May those lost souls rest in peace......

Driving In Penang

2004-12-11T22:09:00.000-08:00

This entry was added due to the boringness of working in Gurney Plaza...... Well again.... I am selling notebooks and desktops(notebooks and desktop... DON'T KNOW? Goto a corner and fuck yourself! SHAME ON YOU)....
Lets put it simple, Gurney Plaza is a very boring place to work in... Why? Because it is one of the classiest shopping complexes in Penang, or I could say in Malaysia and the things are not expensive but relatively above average price and you know most Penang people do not shop around places that have above average price.... We Penang people rather shop in places like Prangin Mall which have more cheaper goods and is filled with those people what I call Ah Beng Ag Sengs/ Ah Tus Ah Kaos and also Ah Lians Ah Huas...........
Well to the main topic...... Driving in Penang
Basially after driving in Penang for 3 weeks(Ever since I got back from Perth for my long summer vacation) I find that driving in Penang can be very scary at times.... Why? Well here's a low-down about driving in Penang:
1. People in Penang don't like to use indicators when they drive... Be it cornering, intersecting another lane or overtaking another car... They do not use indicators... For what reason?? I don't know its like a curse to use it... People will die if you use the indicator... Weird...... Car manufacturers build cars with indicators for a reason... THINK!! The only time when they use indicators is when they want to stop by the roadside waiting for someone to get aboard the car... Be it their wives, kids, friends or girl/boyfriends.... and it is not even an indicator.... They use the Emergency light.... Wow.........
2. Kapchais(Nickname given to the motorist... Kapchai is only given to those motorist that rides the small motors like honda cup or Kris.... As Penang is only a small island....... Motorcycles like the sport bikes or super bikes are not common) are all around Penang.... They are like a disease infesting the whole of Penang Island.... Seriously I don't have a problem with them but they are very very annoying..... they are small and they ride very fast.......... which makes you feel so scared.. and when they drive slow.. they tend to keep to the center of the lane.... Which makes you feel so frustrated.... The worst part is sometimes they come in a big group!! Like a swarm of lotus trying to infest the crops......... scary...... When you reach a traffic light..... They tend to try to squeeze themselves in between 2 cars to reach to the front..... Damn kia su people........ Afraid they won't reach their destination fast........ WHAT IF THEY SCRATCH YOUR CAR TRYING TO SQUEEZE TRU THE LIMITED PLACE?!
3. Penang people like to drive in the middle of two lanes.......... In Penang the drivers tend to think that the roads do not have lanes.......... so you can either keep as left as you want or as right as you want or you can just stay in the middle....... And if they do keep to the lanes......... Some tend to drive fast in the normal lane and some tend to drive slow in the express lane......... Weird bunch... people created lanes for a reason....... THINK ABOUT ABOUT!
Well guess that's all about driving in Penang......... If you ever come to Penang.. My advice.. Lock yourself at home and never come out....... You may never know when you get hit by a car or kapchai... Why? Because Penang drivers just don't give a fuck.......... They are the kings of the roads!

PC Fair Penang

2004-12-06T03:32:00.000-08:00

For the pass 3 days(3rd to 5th December) I have been working in PC Fair which was held by Pikom (PC Fair... The largest computer exhibition held in Malaysia and Penang.. normally once every 3 to 4 months... Pikom - a non-profitable organisation which consists of established business people from the IT field) selling notebooks(laptop PCs you dumb ass!) and also Desktop (PC.. Big and Bulky once!!)
Basically working in PC Fair is a pain... You are expected to stand(yes stand not sit!) for 10 hours from 11am to 9pm and you are also expected to arrive at the work place earlier to move the stocks from your store to your booth...... which is a pain....... Well can't complain much that is part of the job....... But the thing I wanna bitch about is the people that visit the fair........... you see Penang people are really weird...... Here's a few things that people in Penang usually do:
1. When customers that are looking for notebooks to buy.... Then a sales man approaches them.. they will say "Lai Kua Kua Nia" (Just looking) What the fuck?! If you do not tell the salesman what you are looking for how the fuck is the salesman gonna help you? We, salesmen are here to assist customers to buy the correct notebook(well partly true but the man job is to con customers into buying! haha joking! :-P)
2. All customer always ask for free gifts and discounts... If you don't give any they will give you that look and walk off.......... Stingy bunch of fuckers!
3. Customers always say the consider and will come back to buy from you but 70% of the time they won't come back.....
4. Every time those customers come back most of time my sales are taken over by some other salesman there....... FUCK THOSE SALESMAN
5. There are people who come to all the fair...... 3 times a year and 3 days for every fair and they carry a whole stack and bunch of catalogue but buys not a single thing......... Why the hell you wanna take so many catalogues for? Its not like you are gonna buy all the stuff listed there...... What are those people gonna do with those catalogues? Wipe their backsides with it???
Well basically that's all that goes on in the fair.... but something happpened that really made me explode!
Yesterday I was serving this guy from Intel that was looking for a notebook...... Well basically it wasn't him who was looking for the notebook it was his aunt/ older girlfriend/ his mother in-law/ his mother looking for the notebook but he was the one doing the Q&A session........ So we came to point where we talked about warrenty...... This was how the conversation go...
Me: All notebooks here come with 1 year International Warranty
IntelFuck: Izzit? I head that HP has a lot of problems.... The keypad will fall off and the LCD screen will spoil
Me: It will not happen to HP/Compaq as the notebooks are very reliable....... Besides it gives you one year warranty
IntelFuck: Really?? Then can you garuanty that it won't breakdown or spoil in the future after the warranty period? I want you to sign a garuanty letter stating that if it breaks or spoils in the future your company will take full responsibility of it...........
Me: ........
IntelFuck: What? You can't do that??
Me: ......
At this point my temper was going out I was about to shout to him "Fuck la wei! Can you fucking garuanty that you won't die tomorrow or next year?! FUCK YOU!!" but luckily my manager was there and he helped me to confront that fucker............. and in the end his aunt/ older girlfriend/ mother in-law/ mother bought the notebook....... Seriously..... IF YOU DO NOT WANNA BUY DON'T FUCKING BUY DON'T TALK COCK WITH ME! fucking asshole!!!
Well that's it............. that's all for PC Fair Penang..... Going to work in PC Fair KL hopefully I won't meet anyone like that Intel fuck then...........
I curse him! Hope he will ahave children that look like pigs and dogs!!! Hope that he will suddenly fall down and break all his limbs!!! Hope that Intel will fucking sack him!!!!
CURSE HIM

Ironic

2004-11-28T23:51:00.000-08:00

hah! Finally back in Penang for my summer vacation! WooHoo!! How much I miss home.... :-)
This whole year I found some very very weird observations.......... Observations that left a lot of question marks in my head which I cannot understand and comprehend........ So here are the list of things that I have observed... Please tell me if you can understand these weird observations

1. In a non-smoking flight you are not supposed to smoke right?? But why are ashtrays provided in the aeroplanes? If there is an ashtray that means we can smoke right?! Then why is the flight non-smoking?! Weird.....
2. Traffic rules do not allow us to speed on the roads. But why the fuck do car manufacturers these days are making the cars go faster and faster!
3. Handphones/ mobile phones/ cellphones causes brain cancer but why are people all around the world buying them and it has become a neccesity??
4. Rape and molest cases are rising around and everyone is alarmed but why are some girls out there wear as little cloths to cover up their body? Its like an invitation saying "please come touch me and rape me!" oh my.......
5. Governments are trying hard to stop people from smoking but the prices for nicotine pads and lozengers are so darn expensive..... How to stop?
6. TV, video games and computer games are bad for your eyesight but people are all watching and playing them........
7. Ang mos are considered to be one of the most civilised races in the world but why are they so stupid and sometimes act like barbarians?
8. In Malaysia, scenes that are related to religion, sex, violance and gore are supposed to be censored by why does things that are related to Islam are allowed to be aired on television and medical scene that has lots of blood and body parts falling off are allowed?

Well I guess that's all... Give an opinion about it

Reality TV

2004-11-19T10:18:00.000-08:00

Ok! Today's blog will be about Reality TV...... If there are any Reality TV fans out there reading this.... I will strongly advice you to just stop right here as these post is intended to highlight the major bad points about Reality TV.... But if you decide to read this then stop posting comment telling me how sick I am! Seriously... its annoying! These are all my own opinions... If you do not like it, Goto a corner and make yourself happy(dig a hole in the wall and start puting yr salami in it!) then dig a hole and burry yr sorry ass in it!
Ok! First all, for all you TV retards or those who do not know what Reality TV is(seriously.. SHAME ON YOU!) here's a short definition for Reality TV - Reality TV is basically a bunch of stupid people(normally ang mos) doing stupid things and sometimes acting like children in front of national TV...... oh yeah... before I forget.... This things are supposed to happen in REAL LIFE... NO SCRIPTS written for it...........
So when did Reality TV started? Cannot really remember when it started but I think it all started in the late 1990s or the early 2000 with the first Reality TV ever to be broadcasted.... Survivor..... So what is Survivor?? Well basically the show is about a bunch of Americans(see! Ang Mos again!) stranded together in an Island to compete for USD $1 million.... and to do that they must outwit, outsmart and outlast every single one of their competitors...... Sounds interesting right? Well it is...... Why? Because you can see a bunch of people doing stupid and immoral things like backstabbing each other's backs, whinning like children and the worst part is you get to see a fucking gay guy taking off his clothes walking around naked in that island..... and he is cool with it.. FOR FUCK SAKES!! SURVIVOR IS AIRED INTERNATIONALLY!!! I don't care if you are cool with walking around naked but its just so wrong!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN THAT ARE WATCHING THIS....... After watching it... they will start walking naked around the streets and who is it to be blame?! SURVIVOR!!! Fuck!! And people say watching wrestling is bad..........
Ok then there are cases of people being molested.... In the last 2 Survivor series people were being molested....... One guy molested a girl by rubbing his genitals against her and one black guy molested a black girl while she was sleeping...... WHAT THE FUCK?! Are this people serious?! People all around the world are watching you and you do that in front of TV.. Where the fuck are you gonna put yr face... When you get back to your hometown people are gonna label you as a sex maniac....
Ok.. Now there is a second type of Reality TV which has to do with people going to court....... for example... the famous "Judge Judy".... Ok... this show is basically about a bunch of people bringing their cases to court on public TV... I mean who does that?! Bringing their case to a court session that is aired on TV and having a Judge to judge whose right or wrong in front of TV.... Isn't that a little embaressing??? Maybe Ang Mos(yes! Them again) are very thick skinned or they are just too stupid to understand what embaresment means........... hey! I mean they even molest people on TV and also go walk around nude on TV........ so...... it means they do not understand the meaning of embaresment......... ah well........... SUCH IS LIFE....
Well in conclusion!!
1. Reality TV... the stupidest thing man every created in the TV World
2. Ang Mos... like to show how retarded they are by showing it on TV
3. Ang Mos are all thicked skinned
4. Stupidity and childishness is what people like to watch

Porn

2004-11-15T10:58:00.000-08:00

Disclaimer: This post is intended for people who at or over the age of 18.......... If you are under 18.... I strongly advice that you do not continue on.... But then..... People start watching Porn way before they are 18........ So If you wanna continue its your problem!! Don't say I did not warn ya!

Ok! Porn(Shortform for Pornography....... You know what that is? Its basically a movie, magazine, webpage, comic etc. that features a group of people, usually 2 or more humping each other... If you still don't get it goto a corner and fuck yourself! SHAME ON YOU!) is what people watch to release their sexual pleasure... You watch it while stroking your own salami and it feels good........ Oftenly people watch it when they reach the age of puberty where boys start to grow hair all over the place.... between the legs and on the face and when girls start to grow boobies and have a curvier bodyline! :-) This are all the wanders of growing up and Porno..... helps it a lot......... But after a few years one may find Porn very very boring you see most of the flicks show the samething...... Here's how a porno flick will go:
First 5 to 15 minutes... the pornstars will start having oral sex....... they will kiss, lick and then suck each other's dick or pussy.......
next 30 to 45 minutes.... they start to hump each other in different positions....... And if there is anal sex(that is the sickes part!!!) it will be engaged here.........
Last 5 to 10 minutes....... The male pornstar will shout out "I am cumming! I am cumming!" then he withdraws his dick and strokes it in front of the female pornstar's face or body........
Well basically that's how a porn movie goes........
But still different porn produced by different races have some symbols or characteristics that make them special and unique....... such as:
in an Ang Mo porn...... the female pornstar that gets hump will moan and scream stuff like "harder! harder!" "Oh Yeah! Don't stop!!" "Fuck me! Fuck me!" as if their male counterpart cannot satisfy their sexual needs!
in an Asian(Japanese Porn)...... The female pornstar will get fucked and moan as if she were in pain....... and in some porno flick they will actually cry..... I mean come on! How fake can that be?! No offence.. but Japanese.. have short dicks!!! How can that make you feel so pain?! The Ang mo Dicks are bigger and the Ang Mo female pornstar cannot have enough of it.....
Hentai(Anime Porn) is the most extreme type of porno of all, you have girls being fucked by boys, girls being fucked by monsters, girls being fucked by machinese etc. Which sometimes can be pretty gross... But the most noticable part of a Hentai is that when every the guy strokes his salami, the girl rubs her pussy or when they are humping.... you see a lot of fluids coming out from the sexual organs....... I cannot understand that...... but..... seriously.. all those fluids.... can't you get dehydrated? I mean it would be pretty scary to die when you are having sex right?! Can you imagine the headlines for the paper?? "Couple Died When Having Sex Due To Dehydration!" This is actually very scary which makes people afraid to have sex anymore........ scarry piece of shit......
Well that's all.......

Selamat Hari Raya!!

2004-11-13T11:46:00.000-08:00

This post is dedicated to all Muslims out there that are celebrating Hari Raya... Well specially those sad sad International Students that are currently studying anywhere around the world but not their hometown..... :-)
For my Muslim friends in Perth... Well I know we are currently having our exams... I know the WAUFP(Western Australia University Foundation Program) is going on and some of you are homesick, lovesick, familysick, seasick, carsick or whatever sick la!! But then.. Try to enjoy the festival.... After all its a holiday right???
Remember!! To call up your parents and minta maaf and at the same time........ Have some fun and continue your studies!! Those fucking Ang Mos(oops.. sorry I cursed!! :-P).. always make trouble for people... Next week got Applicable Maths, Chemistry, Accounting and Economics... Well remember to do that...
and lastly SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!

Julia

2004-11-12T02:04:00.000-08:00

Well today I am going to talk about "Julia" a Malay novel which the Ministry of Education forced us to study as our Komsas(Komponen Sastera.. Meaning Literature Component.. If you still cannot understand.. Goto a corner and FUCK yourself.. Then dig a hole and burry your big fat ass in it... SHAME ON YOU!) Anyways.. This novel is written by some Malay guy.. Cannot really remember his name.. And I think he is some kinda famous writer(how do I know? Heck I do not even read Chinese novels.. how the hell am I suppose to know a Malay novel and more importantly its writer... duh...) Anyways.... the basic story of Julia is like this....
Julia is this wild Malay girl living in KL(I think.. since its the capital of Malaysia) that goes clubbing and doesn't wear her tudung(a scarf that is used to cover the head.. you know?? Don't understand goto a corner and fuck yourself... HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE?) Anyways.. In a Muslim country like Malaysia(Well it is.. but we are free to practice any religion!! :-)) it is a big issue that Malay girls do not wear their tudung... It means that you are a modern girl or something... Donno la.. Don't really know the details..........
Anyways.. Julia is this wild Malay girl that one day decides to come to Perth(Perth again! Why so many ppl like to come here?! Cannot understand!!) to study(being persuade/forced by parents) religion in Hidayah Islamic College.... And she changed 360 degrees.. What she did in the pass like going clubbing and stuff.... she doesn't do anymore and she wears her tudung and she becomes more respectful of her elders and she leads a happy life... Then one day... she received a message that her parents were murdered in a car accident.. and she has to go back to KL leaving her studies behind to take care of her siblings and at the same time run her dad's company which is called BMPRO Holdings Bhd. and of course she went tru lots of trouble..... the company's share has been declining and some of the staff in the company are true assholes giving her more trouble....... But then.. She settled those problems like a pro.. Not panickingeven a little........ Then one day she meets this Chinese boy called Jun and feel in love with him(well she met him when they were in Perth).... This Chinese boy is so smart he helped her out with her problems and finally BMPRO Holdings was saved!! Julia married to Jun and retired from being the company's chairman and passing the job to her younger brother.......
Well basically that's the story.... Which has so many problems to it........ Here are the list of problem...
1. When a person leaves their parents and hometown... Why the fuck do they become such a good girl/boy? I mean.. No parents.. No house rules.... So why the fuck do they have to like that??? She even wore her tudung back up...... Strange right? I've been in Perth for like so long.. and the friends I make... I do not see them staying home the whole day studying.. I see a lot of them playing a fool all day and some go clubbing like almost everyweek... So this cannot be right..
2. BMPRO Holdings Bhd. is a public limited company(Bhd. stand for Berhad.. which means its a limited company.. If you cannot fucking understand this.. Goto a corner and fuck yourself... SHAME ON YOU!!) How the hell does she becomes the President of the company just like that?? Doesn't majority of the shareholders need to vote in order to elect a new President?!
3. She settled her company's problem like professional... But the she has only come back from Perth.... And what did she study?? Religion....... She basically has no experience in handling a business and how does studying Religion help with solving these problems?? Well it does.. calm the brain and making you feel at ease... Oh well.. Guess that's how religion helped her....
4. Of all places to study religion(Islam) Why choose Perth?! Perth is an Ang Mo country not a Muslim Country... Shouldn't she goto a country like Makah or the Middle East to study religion(Well it was just an suggestion) She should have stayed in Malaysia........... oh well............

In conclusion... After reading this novel what does it tell you??
1. Perth is a nice place to live in.. Everyone comes here for some reason (I think so)
2. Novels are like so untrue........
3. Hidayah Islamic College does exist in Perth(Wow!!)
4. BMPRO Holdings Bhd. doesn't exist.. It was made up!

Nothing To Blog About.....

2004-11-10T10:37:00.000-08:00

Well.... Basically I just came up here to say......... I do not have anything to blog(bitch) about..... But then I have that feeling to run my fingers on the keyboard and just bitch about anything....... haih......... oh well I'll just goto a corner and fuck myself then............
BYE

A Boy Named Jack....

2004-11-09T09:10:00.000-08:00

Today's entry is dedicated to my little "Beloved" cousin Jack........ Ok.. Here goes...
Jack is a 12 year old ABC(Australian Born Chinese la!!) Well not really Australian Born, he was born in New Zealand and stayed there for like 2 years... Then he moved here to Perth.... So he spent like.... Most of his time here.. So considered ABC la...... Jack is a boy which i love to hate.... Well who doesn't?? I mean he is loud-mouth, looks down on people, a big bully, rude and cracks lame jokes...........
He is very loud-mouth saying that he is the smartest boy in the world crapping about how good he is......... and keeps asking the lame and stupid question: "What is 1 + 1??" and some people just couldn't be bothered to answer that stupid question.... Then he goes and brag about how cool he is... He call his younger brother uncool and tells his little brother that he doesn't have friends(that is so fucking cruel) and he calls me uncool and calls me a NERD! FUCK!! If he calls me a NERD!!! Everyone is a NERD!! And his mouth never stops crapping....... He looks down on his siblings... treating them like a bunch of retards and he is so unfair... Just imagine this situation...... He keeps the PS2(Playstation 2.. If you do not know what a PS2 is.. Goto a corner fuck yourself then dig a big hole and burry yr sorry ass in there.. SHAME ON YOU!!!) in his room and does not allow his brother and sister to touch it.. He only lets them play it when he is in the super good mood or when the do things to please him.... WHAT THE FUCK?! They are his siblings but he is treating them like dogs.. fuck it.... Ok another situation.... His dad bought him a GBA(GameBoyAdvance.. If you do not know what it means.. refer to the text above... SHAME ON YOU!!) and he was happy with that he did not let his brother play with it..... but when his brother gets a GBASP(GameBoyAdvaceSpecialEdition...) He traded the GBA for his GBASP... what a scum....... FUCK HIM! He bullies them around and treat them like shit.... once in awhile when he is in the best mood he will treat them like humans.......
At home sometimes his parents pisses him off.. he tells them to "shut up" and sometimes "fuck off" He called his mum a "bitch" and his dad a "fuck/shit/dick head" seriously....... If he is born in an Asian country and he does that to his parents..... his parents would kick him out of the house and probally disown him...... But here.. his parents don't do shit... And just let it be.. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THAT?!
What about lame jokes?? Well he does that all the time.... Its not funny at all... and he just laughs at it... I cannot understand how can he laugh at such lame jokes......... here's an example....
Jack: Don you wanna see a funny face?
Brother: Yes
Jack: Go look at the mirror
then he will start laughing laughing and laughing....
what?! making fun of yr little brother is fun? FUCK THAT
he has no respect for religion........ he calls christian praise and worship songs gay and he talk about other religion......... and he thinks its cool...........
He said that he is gonna treat me nice from now on.. Why? Because if he treats me nice... I will bring back pirated DVD games and DVD movies.. when I come back to Perth from Penang next year... Well HELL NO i am gonna bring them here after the way he annoyed me and disrespected me.......
WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT HIM??
A COCKROACH!
A SCUM OF SOCIETY!
SOMEONE THAT IS NOT EVEN WORTHY TO BE CALLED A HUMAN!!

"X" - The Worse Anime Every Created....

2004-11-08T01:57:00.000-08:00

A couple of days ago I stumbled upon this Anime(In case you do not know what an Anime is...... it is Animation that is drawn and written and produced by Japanese.. "The Power Puff Girls" is not an ANIME.. If you still don understand.. .Goto a corner.. and fuck yourself! den dig a big nice hole and burry yrself in there... SHAME ON YOU!) It is movie title called "X" and on the cover of box its printed "'ONE OF TE GREATEST ORGIES OF BATTLE AND DESTRUCTION EVER SEEN IN A LIVE ACTION FILM OR ANIMATED ONE.. A FEAST FOR THE EYES' - FANTASIA"
"'SPECTACULAR' - ANIMEAMERICA"
"'X ROCKS' - TIME OUT NEW YORK"
"***** 'SUPERB... A MUST SEE' - GAMERS REPUBLIC"..
and it was recommended by one of my friends the KuchingAbo so I guess it must be cool.... since he is an anime freak....... and the remarks given were like so good....... So i decided to borrow the movie... but little did I know I was gonna meet a huge huge dissappointment...... The movie..... JUST SUCKS......... not it doesn't just suck........ IT SUCKS BIG BIG TIME.. Its the worst and most boring Anime title I have ever seen....... Why the fuck they have to put those nice looking remarks and why does KuchingAbo(By the way thinking of changing his name to KuchingBapok.... He looks more like a Bapok *A bapok is a pondan.. if you still don't get that........ goto a corner and fuck yourself and do whatever u want....SHAME ON YOU!* now with the gay hairstyle and piercings) like that so much? Weird..... BUNCH OF LOSERS anyways...... here's how the story is supposed to be......
Its about this guy called Kamui who has to return to Tokyo to either join the Dragons of Heaven or the Dragons of Earth...........
Dragons of Heaven - Defenders of earth........ stop the world from being destroyed from the Dragons of Earth.
Dragons of Earth - Wanna destroy earth and mankind.... Doesn't like men.. and wants to destroy them....
So what are these Dragons exactly?? Well they are just a bunch of humans that have special powers and ability and able to turn into a dragon temporarily(seriously the dragon design suck!) gosh... how ironic is it... Dragons of Earth are a bunch of Dragons... oops I mean
Human-wannabe-Dragons that wants to destroy mankind because they have a problem with mankind.........
oh well.......... eventually Kamui the hero chooses to be the Dragons of Heaven.. but then another Kamui.. Kamui's best friend Fuma becomes the next Kamui(Kamui means power of God.. something like that) and joins the Dragons of Earth and starts killing everybody even his sister... In the end everyone dies... except for Kamui.... and part of Tokyo was destroyed..... hmm.... sounds cool right?? No... The battle scence sucked.... The last scene... You see Kamui battles Evil Kamui... how did Kamui win? Bad Kamui dashes to Kamui with his sword to chop him off.. Kamui's sword suddenly appears(finally u get to see him use his sword) and he just raised it and chopped Bad Kamui's head off........... wow... he did nothing and just chops it off...
well the most disgusting part of the movie was the opening.........ok...
Well it started off with Kamui and his mum talking... suddenly Kamui's mum became horny and took of her cloths... revealing her boobies and vagina(my... she does have a pair of nice boobies even for her age) and.... then suddenly... she draws a sword out from her body... and push the sword into Kamui's body(not kill him but it is entrusted into his body so he can summon it any time.. but the whole movie u only see him use it once) then suddenly the sickest part of the movie comes......... Kamui's mum exploded her body parts flew everywhere and there was blood all over the place.... and I was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!! that's scary.. It made me never want to see naked women again(just joking) Japanese must really hate their mothers for a reason.......
sick..............
In Conclusion:
1. When picking for DVD to watch... ignore the "fabulous" remakrs on the cover they are sometimes not true!!
2. Never trust an Abo or A Bapok.... they are always wrong.... and if they are right.. they are still wrong.....
3. Never watch X..
4. Anime rocks! But don't watch X!

Australian Drivers

2004-11-07T08:46:00.000-08:00

I've learn through my ELACS course that Australia is a developed country and a developed country is supposed to be more civilised than other countries right? But then.... 2 incidents on the road change my view on how civilised these Aussies are........
First incident:
This happened like a few months ago.... I was driving my car back to school from Perth City, driving happily and listening to the music...... I wanted to move my car into the inner lane, so I check my side mirror and rear mirror, signaled my indicator and moved my car into the left........ Suddenly someone from behind gave me a huge honk.... I checked my mirror and I saw a Mitsubishi Lancer behind me....... Oh my...... I missed the Lancer when I was checking my mirror..... Well it was MY MISTAKE........ Well I understood and kept on driving.... but that Lancer is so stupid and he thinks I am deaf and kept pressing that fucking honk.... he honk and honk and honk......... well of course I ignored him and continued my driving........ Suddenly that fucked up Lancer overtook me and drove in front of me........ Suddenly he purposely brake his car........ I quickly hit the break or I will near crash into him..... By this time I was furious...... the driver of the car laughed and showed me the middle finger.... and purposely drove slowly about 40km/h on the freeway..... I was pissed so I overtook him and you know what that fucker did?? He again overtook me and slowed down......... As if his car... a LANCER is a fucking piece of trash.... and he followed me until I reached school and drove off............. ASSHOLE....
Second Incident:
This happened on Saturday morning when I was to take my car to Melville to service........ I drove out from my house and took the and stopped in the intersection........ I couldn't see the road as it was blocked from my view... So assuming that not many cars are on that road I decided to turn....... Suddenly from the behind.... I heard a huge Honk!! It was a Holden (Holden= Aussie produced car.... looks ugly and don't like it! It sucks! But then the Aussies are fucking proud of it)... Well again I didn't see him so it was MY MISTAKE.......... but that Holden like the Lancer kept pressing the honk...... then later he kept showing me the middle finger...... he purposely took the right lane and started yelling and showing me handsigns like "Fuck you!!" "You Suck!!" "I am the Man!" "Screw You"... I ignored him and continued driving........ later he purposely slowed down and gave those handsign angain like a teenage retard............ asshole then after he had enough fun.... he gave me a goodbye wave and drove off........ WEIRD......
In Conclusion........
1. I made a mistake.... But the way these Aussie drivers reacted........ how many mistakes did they make?? Donno.. A lot...... Overtaking without signalling, speeding(to show me the handsigns), emergency break without any reasons, showing those ugly and awful handsings(not really a mistake but then... morally it ain't right)
2. The way the Ang Mos act aren't civilised even they come from developed country.......
3. Ang Mos are retards.......... Big ones.........
FUCK THEM!

Ang Mos.......

2004-11-04T09:55:00.000-08:00

Today I am going to blog(bitch) about the Ang Mos(Guai Low/ Caucasians) Ok... here are the list of characteristics for the typical Ang Mo....
1. Stupid: They are stupid....... Not just stupid.... very very stupid......... Sometimes you really wander why they are so advance but they can be so stupid....
2. Lazy: Very lazy.... They only work from 8am to 5pm and only half day on Saturdays..... On Sundays... worse.. DON'T WORK AT ALL.. Why?? Because 'They wanan see their children play sports'(LAME)
3. Fat: Most of them are fat due to overdose of beer.. You know beer belly??
4. Straightfoward: a. Being very frank.. Say what they wanna say... Never think before talking
b. Always follow procedure.... Ask them to "turn senget" a bit also cannot
5. Lame Jokes: Always give the lamest jokes and they laugh by themselves (oh my...)
6. Rude: Unlike in Asia where we take manners seriously.... The people here tend to be rude and sometimes pisses you off
7. Racist: Well not all but some of them are fucking racist........... they see us Asians "no up" and tend to think they are more civilized than we are.

Ok...... It has been proven that anything that was born and bred in an ang mo coutry...... will definately inharitate one of these characteristics....... Here are a few examples:
1. The flies here seem stupider than the ones in Malaysia....... Try hitting a fly in Penang.... You will have to run around and keep trying to hit it....... and by the time you are out of breath.. the fly is still alive...... But here... in Perth they flies are damn stupid, lazy and fat(you see an ordinary insect already inheritates 3 of these characteristics) Its body mass is much larger than your Asian flies and they are so damn easy to kill...... Imagine this... I was driving and suddenly a fly landed on my windscreen(in the inside la of course) then I just raised my hand and wack it... and it dies......... see they are lazy to fly and because they are slow (due to the fats)
2. My uncle who lives here in perth(he's Malaysian with an Aussie PR) basically has a big belly this is due to exesive intake of beer(he likes Irish beer) that is how he got the belly (seriously... beer suck!)
3. My cousin brother who is 12 is darn rude........ he tells his parents to "FUCK OFF" and also sometimes calls his dad a "dickhead" and his mum a "bitch" seriously... If I do that.... My parents will ask me to sleep outside the house. He also tends to be very very straightforward.... saying things that offend me and my father when he was in Perth last year.... He called me and my family "stupid".... too much........ what a bastard..........
4. The staff in my school....... oftenly crack lame jokes....... which I sometimes make me feel akward.... I do not know whether to laugh or just stare at them stupidly and aimlessly when they crack those jokes........... oh well.......
5. The flies here....... darn fucking racist....... they always come flying around us Asians.. keep kacauing us........ I don't see any flies that go near an Ang Mo and starts "harassing" them...
Well that's all I guess that covers my blog for today...
*Note... I did not use much foul language today :-) hahaha....... DON'T BITCH!

A Sunday Afternoon In Perth City

2004-10-31T10:08:00.000-08:00

Ok.... This is the fucking 3rd time I tried to enter this post due to some fucking spyware that has been downloaded into my computer and I tried to remove it for 2 fucking Hours!! so if i sound angry DON'T BITCH(well i always sound angry anyways.....) If you do.. Goto a corner and fuck yoruself then dig fucking deep hole and burry your sorry ass in it!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!

Well today after church service... Me and my mates(fuck! I am starting to sound like an Aussie!!! This is the side effect of staying in Perth for too long) decided to go grab lunch in Perth City (well the main purpose was to purchase the cheaper smuggled cigarettes from an Asian Cafe) So me, PenangRichBoy, K4(aka KampungKia), BackDoorLover and VaccumCleaner hoped into my trustie Toyota Echo(If you do not know what an ECHO is... It looks like a Proton Gen2 from Malaysia... If you are from Malaysia and do not know what a Gen2 is...... goto a corner and fuck yourself then fucking dig a big hole and burry yrself in it... SHAME ON YOU to be called a Malaysian!). We reached city at about 1.30pm.. I parked my car and we walked to our favourite Japanese restaurant in Perth.... The food there is cheap and good(of cause la! Opened by REAL Japanese! Not those Japanese wannabes!) but to our dissappointment..... the fucking restaurant was closed...... This changed my view of the Japanese..... I mean.. they are respected as the world's most hardworking people and they created great food, great culture, great movies, great TV serial and not to mention their anime and mangas... but these bunch of Japanese chose to close their restaurant on a Sunday!!! Even the Japanese close their shops on Sunday here.... This proves that no matter how hardworking someone is.. as long as you come to Perth.... You will slack and become lazy like those Caucasian retards!(Caucasian = Ang Mos/ Guai Lou... If you do not know what a Caucasion is.... get a gun and just blow your mind into pieces!! SHAME ON YOU!) Ok.. it was fine.... Our main purpose wasn't to have Japanese lunch but to get the cigarettes so we walked to the Asian cafes that sold the cigarettes... and guess what?! CLOSED!!! fuck!! They are really making a lot of money from selling those cheaper cigarettes....... that they can afford to close on Sundays......... maybe they too wanna be like those Caucasian retards..... wanna rest on Sundays and also see their kids play sports on Sunday!! SCREW THEM!!! Everyone was dissappointed and frustrated because we walked and got nothing... We then decided to have lunch in one of the shopping complex's food court.... Well not really a wise choice... the food wasn't good and it was so fucking expensive!!! Walking halfway to the food court...... I suddenly had the urge to run to the nearest toilet to pee....... But then....... there was no toilet around.... I searched high and low just to look for a toilet but couldn't find any then...... Suddenly near an elavator I saw a "male"sign on one of the doors.... Looking at that sign brought a sense of relieve.... It felt that it was in heaven to finally be able to see a toilet.... But then as I was to open the fucking door...... It was locked!!! THE DARN THING WAS LOCKED!! argh!!!!!! I felt like killing someone there.... I just felt like getting VaccumCleaner and fucking kill him!(hey he is the most popular guy to be bashed up or shoot when one is frustarted) So I walked and walked to look for a toilet again...... and not long...... I turned my head up and saw a sign "Toilets level 2" I hurried myself to the nearest elevator...... and went up to the 2nd floor..... to my amaze....... the toilet required a "cover charge" of 30cents..... and I only thought public toilets in Malaysia require some entrance fee....... Well ok.. I paid 30cents thinking it was some fancy and hight class toilet...... and I really needed to pee!!! but then as I entered the toilet I was fucking shocked to know that.... it was just your normal toilet and it was so dirty!! HECK EVEN MY COLLEGE'S TOILET IS CLEANER!! AND ITS FREEE!!! FUCK YOU!!! Seriously... If you wanna receive a fee at least make it more fancy!!! STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!! After releasing my urine in the toilet I joined my friends for lunch in the food court......... And after that we went home empty handed and miserably..................
In conclusion:
1. No matter how hardworking you are... No matter what race you are from...... As long as you live too long in Perth you will slack off and become so lazy like those ANG MO RETARDS!!!
2. There is none or hardly any toilets in Perth's shopping complex.
3. Ang Mos do not like to take a piss when they are in the shopping complex... Even when they need to do it.... they won't do it in the toilets..... they'd either do it outside(like K4) or they save it until they go home.
4. AUSSIE CIGARETTES SUCK!

My Graduation Speach (If I Have one la)

2004-10-29T03:02:00.001-07:00

today, the 29th of October is my college's graduation lunch for International students (like me) which was held in a "fancy" 5 Star Hotel in Perth City(but by the looks of it..... it looks like a run down 3 Star Hotel) The lunch was terrible........ the tomato soup they served tasted like the overnight spaghetti sauce from last night's dinner, the chicken breast they served tasted like turkey as the meat was so rough and hard to eat and the desert, lemon sorbet with some fruits tasted so sour that you felt like puking......... terrible, very very terrible.
Anyways after lunch, the college asked Jean(debate queen from my class, she's from KL and is very very good at debating) and Nicholas(some Singaporean guy.... don't really know him, but people say he's a nice guy) to give a speach of their life and experiences in Perth as an International Student. Well, since I was not chosen to give the speach I decided to write down my script and let people know how it will sound like. Here it goes:

"Ahem..... A very good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, today I am very honoured to be here to share some of my experiences with you....
First of all, I will like to thank my parents for forking up AUD 11k for me to study here when the exchange rate for Aussie dollar was RM3.1 to a dollar, it was so fucking expensive!! Ooops!! Can I say that??? Well since Aussie is a country with freedom of speach.... I guess its ok then.... Well AUD 11K........ so what the fuck I get with AUD 11k in C****** College? Well first of all, I get to meet wacky ang mo lectures that always give lame jokes when they teach! You see my accounting lecturer fantasies himself of being agent 007, James Bond. Every time someone asks him for the class code, he will go "Its ACC007 and you can write my name as James Bond". What?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? If he really thinks that way, Why don't I ask him to goto a corner and fuck himself then dig a hole and burry himself there!! oh my God!!! Then there are those ELACS lecturers.... cracking lame jokes in the class and always talking about the AFL (Aussie Football League) and each week (the league goes for as long as 4 months from April to August) and try to encourage gambling(As I said we haf to choose a team and then if the team wins we get chocolates) an fattening us with CHOCOLATES! God damn it! What kinda fucking system is this?! Where does our AUD 11K goto?? Hiring horny cafeteria ladies to work in the cafeteria?! My God!! Can you believe it???! They are always there bugging you calling you "darling" "honey" and "sweetie"! Giving you that horny horny look...... YUCK!! fuck!!! Why don't they goto a corner and take their skirts or pants off and fuck themselves and leave us students alone!! Oh My!!!! Terrible........ Ok let's forget about school and talk about my experiences in Aussie... First of all....... You Ang Mos... In case you dunno what an Ang Mo is........ it is the WHITEs in Aussie........ You Ang Mos are a bunch of lazy cocksuckers!!! The things(food or clothing) sold here are fucking expensive!! Not to mention your cigarettes, they suck and cost DAMN EXPENSIVE!! You work from 8am to 5pm and all shops go close... Then on Sundays, you don't work at all! You wanna "see your children play sports!! Family time" That's why.. If you become too comfortable with life like you bastards you get lazy and give lame excuse!!!Oh my....... Then there is this inferior race of Orang Asli which we call them the Aborigines...... Ok.... The Abos..... What are they?? A bunch of assholes.. that take drugs and drink all day...... FUCK THEM!! Because of them I lost a notebook costing RM7K!!! WHY!! WHY!?!?!? MOTHERFUCKER WHY?!?!?! (*takes up a cigeratte, lights it and starts smoking) FUCK YOU ALL!! Oh ya... you don't mind me smoking right? I mean, I am depressed and I need one...... Oy! waiter! Could I have a beer please thank you! (receives the beer and starts drinking) Oh and don't mind the beer too, its just me..... Ok let's start talking about today's Grad Lunch...... You see the food here sucks..... The soup taste like overnight spaghetti sauce and the chicken breast tastes turkey! Its so rough and its horrible Desert?! YUCK! Awful!!! I feel like puking!!! Parking.... there is no parking in the hotel that is free? heck! By the time I get out from here it will cost me a fucking $1o t o$20........ HEY! I paide $11,000 a year!!! And this is what I get???! Can't you people at least let me graduate happily?!!!!!?!?! WHY!?! (*Disposes cigarette and takes another new one, lights it and start smoking) Look at this place!! Which farking part of it looks like a 5 Star Hotel!! Heck even my dog's house looks better than this place!!!! Well, I guess that's all for now......Don't really have much more to say.... I feel so miserable now that I wanna goto a corner and fuck myself then dig a hole and burry myself in there...... Well that's all THANK YOU FOR STICKING UP WITH MY BULLSHIT!"
So you see... that's the end of my speach........ well that's all for now

A Girl I met Online

2004-10-26T10:15:00.000-07:00

Ok...... Seriously... I didn't really wanted to write about this..... but this girl has become very very annoying which I can stand no more...... Ok.. So here how this goes.......
A couple of days ago there was this girl who added me on MSN out from no where..... Well so I added her right?? It didn't see any harm in just making friends right?? But I was wrong very very wrong....... This girl turned out to be as annoying as hell.... It was revealed that she was Scott's number 1 fan when she first talked to me online(you can view Scott's blog in www.scottism.blogspot.com) Ok.. I am cool with that....... I mean in life we have people that we idolize and we admire.. Its pretty healthy to have someone you idolize and you admire but no.... that girl doesn't not only idolize Scott..... She sees Scott as a God and is so fucking obsessed about him...... The first time I chatted with her she asked questions about Scotty... Well its ok.. So I talked to her about Scott and is cool with it...... but after that every time she sees me online.... she will go "Where is Scott? I miss him! Can you tell him that I miss him?" I was like..... WHAT THE FUCK!! First of all........... I am not Scotty's fucking guardian angel..... and I don't see him 24/7 so how the fuck I know where he is?! Stop asking me when I just woke up from my long slumber(well I wake up at 2pm in the afternoons since there are no classes these days) You miss him?! Heck you only talked to him online and haven't seen his face before..... Well Of course I didn't tell her that....... Me being the "nice guy" just said that I donno where he is and I DON'T CARE........ then she pops out the same questions everyday "Is Scott handsome?" "Is he rich?" "Is he a billionaire's son?" "Does he own a car?" "What car does he drive?" "What is his dad's job?"............. Oh my God........ seriously, you haven't seen that guy before and you have not met him face to face and you dare ask such questions? SERIOUSLY.... even as a friend...... If some one askes me such questions(whether I am rich or what car I drive) I will feel very offended........ I mean people have their own private and personal life...... WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA KEEP ASKING ABOUT IT!? Shit!! Ok before i forget..... her English SUCKS! big big time.....
Then...... there was this time that my cousin brother(who is 12 years old) somehow got her hotmail address and added her and told her stuff like he likes her and said that he was 19..... and when the girl ask him whether or not he wants to be her BF(seriously.... she is desperate) he says yes (you see my cousin thought BF stands for Best Friend...... He didn't know it meant Boy Friend... talk about being innocent....) Seriously.... how STUPID can she be????? NO COMMENT ON THAT.......
And you know what is the scariest thing??? That girl seems to be in her 20s..... but she is going after Scott who is only a 17 year old teenager...... Oh my... when I asked her why she's so desperate for Scott to add her(heck.... Scott at first was afraid to add her until the day when I was able to finally persuade him to add her to get her off my back) She told me....... all the guys in her contact list have already either been married or has a girlfriend........ I was in a shock...... THIS GIRL MIGHT WANT SCOTTY TO BE HER LOVER....... and when I ask why she wanted a boyfriend that much..... She said she wanted a husband(note: she said husband not boyfriend) because she's reach the mature age of being able to have a boyfriend and she wants to be love........ ah scary...... a girl in her 20s that is in a lack of love going over a boy who is only 17 years old......... SAD....... VERY SAD...........
anyways that's all........ SCOTT....... YOU GOT MY SUPPORT TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT GIRL.........

ELACS

2004-10-23T11:31:00.000-07:00

In Perth, all International students that are doing Year 12 Foundation have to take a subject called ELACS instead of English......
Well just in case you do not know what ELACS is....... It stands for English Language and Australian Cultural Studies. It is basically a subject that teaches you about Australian culture that is thaugh in English (duh......)This is a rather useless subject that teaches a lot about Australia's climate and landform, how the fuck Australia became a Federation, its political system and also the fucking morons - The Aborigines........ seriously....... for a personal reason I hate them Abos(short form for Aborigines, don use it openly here, you might get bashed up its a very RACIST term)
The lecturers keep telling us that this subject is an important subject that will prepare us for University next year and what we oftenly do in class is listening and note taking practice, comprehesion(which sometimes have nothing to do with Aussie) plus they let use watch video tapes(well cool! it gives us some entertainment and at the same time you can sleep in CLASS!!) which seriously are very boring(Well some are good like "Looking For Alibrandi" and "Amy) and also encourage us to watch Aussie Football(well its not football as soccer its football as rugby) well seriously I, myself ain't really a fan of Aussie Football..... you see a bunch of assholes runing around chasing a stupid "football"(well rugby ball) and push each other around and almost everyweek someone gets injured and they have to goto "football court" for hearings on whether they get suspended or they get fired or they remain(what the fuck?! Why make things so complicated?! Can't they just fucking play the game and not have these "politics"?! Heck!!WWE is better!!), and each of us have to fucking pick a team and if the team wins for that week(getitng the highest score for the league) we will be given chocolates!(what the fuck?! they are trying to fatten us!! and at they encourage betting!! Well this is a form of betting right? you choose yr team and your team wins you get money... well instead of money we get chocolates!!!) and the lecturers make lame cold jokes to try make you laugh........... seriously weird..........
Well recently we started our Mock / Second Semester Exams..... the ELACS paper is basically separeted in 3 sections:
A: Listening, note taking and summary - this is basically a test on yr listening skills, you listen to an audio text of some lecturer talking and take down notes and then write a summary of it
B: Comprehesion: A comprehension passage and there are 2 questions......... one can be found in the text the other has a "deeper meaning"
Synthesis Essay: An essay which needs you to syntheses a couple of text together with your ideas
C: Essay: An essay part which requires you to choose 1 out of 6 questions
basically its a hard paper............
the listening text..... was really terrible..... you see I donno whether this lecturer knows how to read or not..... she speaks so fast(no offence but all Aussies do) and half way tru... she stops because she pronounced the word incorrectly.... then suddenly you can here the sound of glass being shattered in the audio...... really stupid............ HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO TAKE NOTES when there are so many disturbance to the tape?!SHIT!
then the Comprehension and Synthesis Essay part was so stupid...... it was so hard that I almost cracked my head to look for the answers............
and the worst part... was the Essay part....... I chose to write about the Abos(hey! no chance! I couldn't even write the other questions!) I have to fucking say good stuff about them which makes me sick!! they are really the scum of Aussie society... fuck them all............
luckily that paper is over.... but then I have to sit for another External(Foundations) Exams at the end of this year before going back to Penang.......
WHY IZZIT SO?!!!
IN CONCLUSION.......
ELACS....the stupidest subject every created by the ang mos!

K4 story

2004-10-17T07:13:00.000-07:00

Ok... today's entry will be about K4- the KampungKia
K4(well also known as KampungKia) is like a good friend of mine from Penang.... he's cool (well people who speak hokkien all are cool!! except those ang mo wanabes who try to speak ang mo with that stupid accent and combining it with their terrible hokkien... I remembered that day in that "high class mamak" a few malaysians were talking in their Aussie accent and it was terrible... they kept saying "fuck" and "man" then they added cantonese and hokkien it was really hillarious! I couldn't stop laughing.. well back to K4) K4 is really the true Kampung Boy!!!
You see he always dresses with a Polo shirt, shorts and also a pair of slippers no matter what wheater it is.. let it be summer or winter he still has his Polo shirt, shorts and slippers on..... even when he wears jeans he still looks like the typical Kampung boy........ oh my....... another bad habit of his is that he marks his property everywhere........ when he feels like it...... he goes to a bush...... unzips his shorts and takes out his little "dolphin" and starts marking the bush as his property..... and when you accidentally(seriously! accidentally step on it!) on his property... he says "THAT IS MINE!! DON FUCKING STEP IT!!".......haih.......... FOR FUCK SAKES!! Man created something called a toilet and a toilet bowl...... fucking do your business in the toilet not outside!!!! oh my...........
ok... K4's next favourite hobby is to lose stuff......
his house key...... he has lost it for 4 or 5 times already........ Seriously..... if I was him..... when i lose my key that many times........ i will goto a corner and fuck myself to let me fucking enjoy it....... then dig a hole on the ground and burry myself there.... I'd rather stay dead then lose my key for another extra time.. and there was this one time when he lost his ATM card....... he applied for the card for three times...... and by doing this each time he receives a new card..... it cannot be used because the bank has canceled it........... oh my........ what is so wrong with this?
Yesterday after losing his key for the 5th time... he made a vow not to curse, not to bully anybody, not to hate, not to swear and not to have any bad intentions for one fucking whole week...... but today he just cursed 3 times...... well he didn't feel bad about it because to him "chee bai" sound like "li hai"(great in hokkien/ chinese) and "puki" sounds like "pull"(u know pull stuff in english) and "fuck" which sounds like "fart" (u know "pang pui" in english) well talking about that he really sounds uneducated.. well cannot blame la.. since all most kampung people are uneducated one.........
oh well that's all....... I hope when K4 sees this he won't come and show how uncivilized by showing his terrible ancient arts of kampung kung fu and tears my underwear........
GOD BLESS ME

DUMB PERVERT EXPOSED

2004-09-26T10:24:00.000-07:00

A few days ago my friends went fishing in the middle of the night somewhere near my place.......(well my house is just in front of a lake... a pretty nice lake with nice a nice view but i cannot understand why the hell they wanna fish in the middle of the night which is so dark and so cold!! hey u r in perth n it is winter.....) Ok so after dropping them i went home with other 3 friends(because they didn't wanna go fishing).... They were VaccumCleaner, MontanaJr. MiriBoy
Ok.... So everybody went into my room, I decided to shower and everybody chilled out in my room...... They oned the heater and were lying around on my bed..... and I went for my shower...... wow! that shower was great.. hot shower in a cold weather! that's the best man.... Anyways back to the story....... after my shower...... I went back to my room and i discovered VaccumCleaner looking at porn on my notebook........ he was happy and amazed with what he saw and started giving fucking stupid comment.... haha........ they were like so funny! Have to give him some credit....... He is more funnier when looking at porn than his usual self(he normally gives lame jokes which are so cold).... Everybody laughed and laughed like shit...... Then I thought of something to do..... I took out my beloved Nokia 7610 and started to video record everything he did......... haha you cannot imagine how dumb he was........ he watched half way tru and asked "hey are you guys recording me looking at porn??" I replied "No no..... of course not! we are brothers right?!! why would i wanna do that" hahaha........... really bodoh la that guy...... the camera was held so high up........ of course I was taking video la!! BANGAU!!!!(for once use your brain la!!! your fucking brain right side nothing left, left side nothing right!!!) haih....... than he went on....... "oh..... wahh!! this is some good shit" "I am feeling horny now....." "uh......."!! the sickest part is where he sees this girl and zooms into the girl's pussy....... my God.... tat's like so disgusting..... than he gave the stupid remark "Later I go mamak(yes perth has a mamak! damn expensive one)...... i wanna fuck the waitresss!! I want memek melayu(Malay pussy)!!" hahahaha everyone laughed like shit....... then he came to one of Sora Aoi's (japanese hot porn star with big big boobs) and started to compare him with one of our friend's cousin....... he gave the comment "oh!! Sora Aoi.......... Kalahkan Ruby!!! (Oh.... Sora Aoi........ she defeats Ruby!!)" hahaha.......... my God...... really fucking funny la............
later that night we went to the mamak(damn expensive one)........ and my friend's cousin, Ruby was there............ and we showed her the video...... hahaha........... we all laughed the hell out..... and he looked down onto the floor and starts to puff his cigarette..... regretting what he done earlier.......... hahahahaha!!!!!! PERVERT EXPOSED!!! A DUMB ONE.........
Moral of the story:
1. Never watch porn and give stupid remarks when you are with your mates...... they might backstab you!!
2. Never ever trust anybody(Specially a chinese malaysian boy who is pissed with the fucking expensive education here)
3. Never ever compare a pornstar with another girl....... it is so wrong!!!!
hahaha

Glove Boy

2004-09-23T10:20:00.000-07:00

Well GloveBoy I don't know much about GloveBoy well the truth is I do not even know his name......... I only seen him before playing basketball(i think he is playing la.... looks like it) Anyways........ GloveBoy is what I call a poser..... he likes to pose a lot........ a lot of time when he is playing basketball, he looks like he is posing........ and you know the worse part? He wears a pair of fucking gloves when he plays basketball.......... I mean who wears glove to play basketball? HECK! Even the great Jordan doesn't wear gloves when playing basketball........ Do you see Kobe Bryans wearing gloves when he plays? Maybe he wears gloves for a reason...... he doesn't want his hands to become rough after playing ball....... I mean you see those weightlifters wearing gloves when they work out cause they do not want to get their hands rough......... hmm....... can playing basketball make your hands rough? I donno...... it hasn't been scientifically proven yet.... But what for does a guy wants his hands to be smooth? Maybe he isn't a guy... maybe he is just a girl that dress like a guy or maybe...... just maybe..... he is a ..... PONDAN! so what should a call GloveBoy? Should I refer him as a he or as a she? heck!! maybe its not GloveBoy! It should be GloveGirl or GlovePondan...... WHATEVER la....... DON'T CARE..... refer him back as a he n call him back GloveBoy so people won't get confused and I won't get confused! Anyways...... a lot of times people can't really tell whether he is playing because he looks like he is dancing.. you know... he puts his hands up waves them a bit... shake a bit of that booty and shakes a bit of his head..... and seriously....... half-way playing ball he does one of his breakdance move.........what the hell does basketball have anything to do with breakdancing?? The only thing that I can find in comment is that both are done greatly by black guys(no offence.. not being racist..) but do you see a black guy break half-way playing basketball?? what is it with the guys and breakdancing??? Don't get me wrong........ break dancing is good........ its healthy and I love the hip-hop culture....... but........ why the fuck do you need to do it half way tru playing ball??? and Why the fuck must ChickenShit brang and run his mouth about how good he is at it..... but the truth is he can't do shit?? Guys who likes to show off are not qualified to be called guys.... they are COCKAROACHES! SCUMS of society!!!! Anyways....... GloveBoy really have what I call a weird fashion sense... there was this one time at school, in the basketball court(geez.... I am starting to sound like Michelle from theAmerican Pie saga) I saw GloveBoy wearing a pair of sunglasses and wears a sweater putting the hood of the sweater on his head and he tied the back of his sweater so he can show off his belly button! Oh.... my God....... He was wearing sun glasses to play ball........ it wasn't even sunny at that time........ and with that hood on..... what is he trying to be? a Ninja? A Shinobi?? weird..... and what's with the belly button??? oh my God......... he sounds more and more gay to me......... Oh my.. oh my........maybe he just wanna appear in DMX's video "Where the Hood At?" you know where the song goes "where the hood? where the hood? where the hood at?" well maybe he wanna be in it..... just imagine
DMX: where the hood where te hood at?"
GloveBoy: here la! here la!
DMX: Where the hood where the hood at?
GloveBoy: HERE LA! MAH CHI BAI!
DMX: Where the hood where the hood at?
GloveBoy: Here! CAN'T U SEE I M WEARING A HOOD??? IF U REPEAT IT AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
DMX: WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT?
GloveBoy: Ok that's it....
takes his basketball and throws it at DMX......... and he runs to DMX and give DMX the stunner.........
wow........ just think of it........ the headlines for the papers will be "Gloved basketball wannabe killed DMX!!!!!!"
Ok... why wanna show off the belly button? He didn't have any piercing on it and well.......... he doesn't have six pack but he has a one big jam pack that looks like a balloon... Well maybe he wants to show to show the world how big his belly is! hmm....... strange.......... body don't have... ball skill don't have.... break skill also don't have........ what else does he have? a pair of his beloved gloves! hmm..... gloves.... those gloves will one day make him a star.......... just imagine..... the Australian basketball team might recruit him not because of his ball skills but because of that pair of gloves........ he will be the FIRST BASKETBALLER to wear gloves......... huh.........
but well he is from Hong Kong....... maybe all people in Hong Kong wear gloves when they play..... its the national identity!!
Oh well guess that's all...........

Penang Cock Talker/ Bull Shitter - A ChickenShit (Kay Sai) Story

2004-09-22T08:04:00.000-07:00

Ah....... the story of Penang Cock Talker / Bull Shitter.......... this is a story about a guy called ChickenShit (hey! I din give him that name ok? he asked us to call him that! NOT MY FAULT! I AM NOT BEING MEAN!!) ok...... well lets talk about ChickenShit. He is a guy which is big tall..... handsome(well i guess he is, since he keeps boasting about it :-P) and well he is from penang..... well the same school where I come from and now he is currently studying in Perth....... ChickenShit is pretty active in school.... I mean he joins the Boys' Scouts and the Junior Jaycess (was it Jaycess or Leo Club?? I cannot remember oso la! don fucking care la they all the same to me la! the purpose to join this club is to get to meet more girls that's all!) He held post. in both the Boys' Scouts and the Junior Jaycess(DONNO WHAT POST. NOT FAMOUS ONE..... MUST BE THOSE KACANG PUTIH ONE LA.....) anyways this guy has a real serious issue........ he talks without going through his brains....... seriously......... OK.........
ChickenShit in Perth......... he is a guy that everybody loves to hate.... I mean who doesn't? He shows off his skills even if they are not really good and he talks big and acts like a hot shot which I cannot stand and everybody cannot stand........ You see...... he likes breakdancing...... and he boast about how good he is at it..... he keeps saying that "before i came to Perth I was in college in Penang and every time during recess we will break!!" yeah.. hell yeah we believe u! who wouldn't? when we asked him to breakdance he showed off his move and when he tried to execute a flare....... he did like 1/4 of it and he fell off the ground... then he says "Sorry! long time no practice, will do better next time" then he does it again and falls off........ really funny..... he really does break during recess..... he breaks his legs, hands and his neck! Seriously....... If you cannot breakdance just say you cannot don't say you can and try to do it...... Later if you break your neck or your balls you are the one who's gonna suffer......... I really NO EYE SEE! ChickenShit said he wanted to go break in front of everyone when JIN(u know? chinese rapper that appeared in 2Fast2Furious?)came to Perth........ but seriously......... you wanna break in front of everyone? I mean......... seriously........ pai se loh....... you wanna break yr balls in front of everyone??? hmmmm...... I donno??
ok.... next... this guy is super Chi Ko(haiya its not perverted but its something Uh Chee Bai Boh Peng You!) Well cannot blame him la....... people from scouts and jaycess normally ar..... (no offence but that's the fact!!) You see....... I was sitting with a bunch of girls during lunch time.... and he suddenly pops out from nowhere and joins me....... and he started chatting chatting saying that I am his "best friend" in perth bla bla bla... then he starts dissing me in front of them girls....... ok....... best friends....... best friends take care of each other..... they support each other and help each other out...... they DO NOT diss each other around specially in front of girls! Some best friend he is........ well he had to add that he doesn't drink and smoke...... hmmmm.... well you don't smoke that is good..... but you don't drink? hey a guy that doesn't drink........ HAS NO BALLS!!!
Like I said I fucking dislike him because he talks without using his brain ok...... This incident just happened a few weeks ago...... I was walking out from the confrence room after a diploma talk and i met him
Me: Hi!
ChickenShit: What the fuck? what the hell are doing! Your parents pay AUD11k a year for your education and you wanna take diploma?! You trying to waste their money?!
Me: .................. Whatever
ChickenShit: Hahaha....... bye........
Then he walks off.......
CHEE BAI! what the fuck?! now what? YOU SEE ME NO UP la?! you think you wanna take engineering very very clever izzit? it gives you the authority to look down on people taking diploma? it gives you the authority to look down on people taking commerce izzit?
He complains about all the asian chicks that come to Perth are bad looking.. but seriously..... GO LOOK AT YOURSELF AT THE MIRROR AND SEE HOW "HANDSOME" YOU ARE BEFORE MAKING ANY JUDGEMENTS!!!
That ChickenShit really disgust me..... no sorry....... his very existence disgust me! he is even worse than that Penang SexManiac and that FatBoy I mention not long ago...........
Well I guess that's all for now....
but if ChickenShit ever reads this entry...... All I wanna say is........ USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN NEXT TIME WHEN YOU TALK! YOU CAN OFFEND SOME PEOPLE YOU KNOW?!

International No. 1 sex maniac

2004-09-19T10:23:00.000-07:00

Ok I didn't really wanna write about this because this guy used to be a close friend of mine but i can't take it any more! seriously if he wants to keep coming online and brag about his "experience"! ok let me start off........ well i'll simply call him SexManiac
ok... I met SexManiac when we were in primary school.... we were really close friends then, we took the same school bus to school, joined the same uniform organisation and also were in the same class.... we were like brothers unseperatable! The best of friends!! I would pick him up for the weekly parades and he will be a brother giving me support when I am down..... until one day during form 3 he had a girlfriend he started to change........ well he liked girls a lot so do I... but he changed completely........ he became.... a SexManiac seriously I got nothing against him being curious about sex I mean I was too....... everyone is during a certain age of puberty where you start to grow taller and bigger and you start to grow bush around your dick and suddenly without anyone teaching you you start to wank your dick or what I like to call it stroking your own salami you are already doing it by yourself(just imagine if FHM teaches you to wank.... the title would be "how to be a no. 1 wanker!)! as for the girls every month they will have an aunty come visiting them and their boobs will grow bigger and their bodies will grow curvier! Its just interesting when these things happened...... teenagers get curious and start watching porno flicks and talk or joke about sex and relationships...... this is after all part of growing up! I am cool with it...... but SexManiac became too extreme...... what I couldn't stand is that he keeps telling his "experience" to other people...... seriously he needs help.... this wasn't so noticable until the day I left penang and came to Perth....
The other day when I was online I met him, he came and told me he had sex with his girlfriend and it felt good (well of couse it would dumb ass!) and that he told me I should save my first time for the girl I really like... well ok I am cool with that.... the next time he came online he told me that he broke up with his ex- and found a new girlfriend again..... guess what they did again....... yap they had sex again and he was mad! because the girl said his dick was too small!(hey! I don't care so stop telling me all this!!) then later he became so "mad"(or he just wanted to show off) that he told me the other night he went to a night club and wanted to have a one-night stand but in the end he changed his mind because he didn't have enough money(jeez........ that is not called a one-night-stand that is called prostitution! But I can't blame him though......) and tells me about all his sexual techniques and his KarmaSutra which I don't care much......... and later he found out I smoke...... he acts like Mr. Popularity telling me smoking is bad and stuff.. which of course as a smoker i didn't really much give a fuck.... you know what he told me? He said "maybe I should thank you! you are doing humanity a favour....... after you smoke and when you die my children will know that smoking is not good.. then by that time my children will thank you and yr children will thank you for tell them smoking is not good" WHAT THE FUCK! SERIOUSLY......... IF YOU WANNA GIVE ADVICE GIVE LA BUT DON BE SO SACARSTIC this really ticks someone off! MAH CHEE BAI! you know what he is? a cetified ASSHOLE!
Well today he came online again and told me he had an accident and he crushed someone's leg and his father grounded him......... well after then I felt sorry and pity for him......... but then he told me that...... he had an accident because he was feeling "good" as a girl was giving him a blowjob when he was driving............ WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! SERIOUSLY I DON'T CARE OF HIS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE!! telling people that will either : 1. like it 2. hate you for it!
I hate it........it shows that he doesn't have the slightest respect for women........
I really wonder how his girlfriend will feel if she finds out he is telling everybody about their sexual life............ that is so disgusting........ A MAN THAT DOESN'T RESPECT WOMEN IS A COCKAROACH! A SCUM OF SOCIETY!
seriously he thinks by doing this will make him cool and look good! but seriously! IT DOESN'T!
in conclusion:
1. ITS OK TO BE CURIOUS ABOUT SEX BUT DON'T OVER DO IT!
2. ITS THE 21ST CENTURY ITS OK TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE BUT DON'T GO AND TELL PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE!! ITS DISGUSTING!
3. RESPECT WOMEN! A GUY THAT DOESN'T IS A COCKAROACH!
4. STROKING THE SALAMI IS GOOD AND HEALTHY BUT DON'T DO IT IN THE CAR BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET AN ACCIDENT!
mah chee bai i really cannot stand him!
i feel like i wanna smack somebody!
turn around and bitch slap somebody!

Australian Bush

2004-09-19T07:46:00.000-07:00

Well a couple of days ago we had this synthesis essay test... The title is "the importance of the bush to Australia today"..... well heck.... What is there to write about Australian bush? (Oh ya.. in case you do not know.... in Australia bush means the country side.......) All I know about the bush is that it is just a piece of junk land that is so big and so empty, some times it is even too dry to grow anything there and if you live there too long you might go crazy! I really don know what to write about it.... the only bushes that I can bitch about is the "good" President in the US and the bush between your legs :-P hahaha......... Well seriously...... bushes are all bad right? I mean you see.... the Bush in the US likes to go to war with people and likes to bomb up other countries and he likes to accuse people for having nuclear weapons so he can go and conquer the country! well the other bush...... nobody likes to see a thick bush in a porno flick right...... so in conclusion...... bushes aren't cool........
So does the bush in Australia.....
I mean its just a piece of big dry land that nobody lives in because it is too dry and too hot.... So why do we wanna write an essay about it? Well....... it is said that the bush is where most of the Australian identity was forged.... people like the stockmen and the bush rangers were all from the bush........ but then you know what? I DON FUCKING CARE! heck I don't even care if their fucking culture or identity is built in some fucking shit hole! Just don't make the fucking test so hard that I don even know how to start the introduction of the essay!!!
Look its just a bush a piece of junk land that nobody wants to live in!! where is the importance of that??? Ang mo all crazy one!! love a piece of junk land! I really cannot stand!! if it is so fun!! move in the JUNK LAND la! What for stay in the cool coastal area?? oh but no..... you cannot stand it cause the inland is too hot for you chao ang mos! fuck those chao ang mos can't even stand working for 7 days a week........ they think that they need to take time off to relax at home and watch their kids play sport!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! LAME EXCUSE! CHEE BAI! if you are from a poor country or family you'd be happy to work 7 days a week to earn more income so that your family can live more comfortablely! CHEE BAY! but no! those chao ang mos hate working! you know what they are good at? they are good at drinking all day.... no wander most of them have big big beer belly!! then after drinking they get drunk and they go create havoc!!!
So! those chao ang mos cannot stand working 7 days a week what makes them think they can stand the heat of the bush lands? No! they can't! they are all just NATOs! No Action Talk Only!!
puki mak! fuck talk of this I get so mad!
i wanna go out for a smoke la!

The Story of $1 Taxi, Toilet Trespasser and The Fat Boy Whose Face Is So Thick

2004-09-14T07:54:00.000-07:00

hmm......... Story of $1 taxi........
well this happened yesterday night when my friends wanted to go a cybercafe but I wasn't there...... So they asked KKBadAss to fetch then there and drop them home later....... Well that's fair... I mean all this while it was me who take them there now its time for KKBadAss to be the driver once in awhile (well he doesn't really like to go out with his car and oftenly follows my car and prefers not to drive because he wants to save petrol) ....... Well of course KKBadAss was willing to take them there........ but later he changed his mind because there were too many people that wanted to go to there....... and he did not want to take 2 trips..... Well that's fair enough because he has to right to choose whether he wants to take them there or not.........
But then my friends were desperate......... They all wanted to go, KampungKia, PenangRichBoy, DebateKing, VaccumCleaner, LittleKuaiLan and JohnLenon desperately wanted to go there.... so LittleKuaiLan suggested that they all pay KKBadAss $1 each as taxi fee..... Well instantly........ he agreed to take them there...... well its right to do so...... it helps cover the cost of fuel..... I mean $5 is enough to take u at least 25km...... Well to think again........ at the end only 2 people paid him $1........ Well I remember KKBadAss always say "some people are worth being my friends, some are not"......... Well I guess the 2 that paid u(VaccumCleaner and DebateKing) are really worth being yr friends....... well then again.... how often do you go out with your friends that takes 2 trips? and the location of the cybercafe ain't really that far away......... hmmm...... maybe KKBadAss should really think if that phrase of his is suitable to be used on him...... "Some people are worth being my friends, some people are not" Well I think if a friend that sees money as being first and can't help out because there is no benefit in there for him....... I guess he isn't raelly worthy of being a good friend..........
Well next story is...... the story of a toilet trespasser......
well this happened at around 5pm today........
Everybody was chilling out in Unit 17(MontanaJr's crib) people were outside smoking and talking crap waiting to go to the same cybercafe(again!) Until this fucker came........ This fat Fucker......... i'll just call him FatBoy...... Well FatBoy is really smart....... despite of his look and size he is really smart....... He knows where to find me when he needs my help..... you see... he wanted to go to SupaValu to grab some stuff....... Well and that time I was sitting outside puffing away a cigarette..... He came to me and said "I need to trouble you a bit.... Can take me to SupaValu?" HELL YA! YOU REALLY DID TROUBLE ME! REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE YOU TO WORK?? HELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU THEN AND YOU CAN COME ASK ME SUCH STUFF! FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP IT!
Then I asked him why don't he walk there its only a 15 minute walk...... you know what he answered me?? He said "I am lazy to walk that's why I ask you"........ well a good reason.... but....... ITS NOT MY BUSINESS THAT YOU ARE LAZY TO WALK! I AM LAZY TO DRIVE TOO! I DON GIVE A FUCK! then after i rejected him....... he show me that muka chee bai! as if its my fault....... well of course its my fault....... i din wanna take him right????????? oh well.......
then suddenly out of nowhere......... some old lady just appeared in front of Unit 17 and enter the house......... me and my friends were like so shocked.......... we thought it was either one of our relatives or friends but then we started asking "who is she?" but no one can give an answer.......
Then after 5 minutes or so we heard the toilet flush.. and the old lady came out and saw us...... She smiled and said "thank u"...........
Talk about weird......... that old lady was weird and rude........... if she wanted to use the toilet she could at least ask..... but no..... she just went in as if its her own house n does her business n leaves.......... well Australians are weird....... The way she dresses is also weird........
ok well that's all about the weird toilet trespasser..
lets get back to that dumb FUCK FatBoy......... He really very muka tembok........ I told him I cannot take him there already....... he still stayed there and showed me his fuck face........ I couldn't stand it I told my friends "Let's go to cybercafe" and the car was full so he got no choice but to leave......... that guy really an asshole and a fucker.......
In conclusion.......
1. LOCK YOUR DOORS U MIGHT NEVER KNOW WHO IS SO WEIRD ENOUGH TO TRESPASS YOUR HOUSE FOR THE TOILET
2. PLEASE! IF PEOPLE SAY CANNOT FETCH MEANS CANNOT FETCH YOU....... DON SHOW THAT FUCK FACE! NOBODY LIKES IT........
3. "WELL SOME PEOPLE ARE WORTH BEING YOUR FRIENDS SOME ARE NOT" NEVER USE THAT UNLESS U ARE SURE IT IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.....
4. IF YOU BUY A CAR.... FUCKING DRIVE IT! IF YOU WANNA SAVE PETROL.......DON FUCKING BUY IT

CRAZY WEEKEND......

2004-09-12T10:37:00.000-07:00

haha..... A lot of crazy things happened over the weekend! Firstly a friend of my..... well like Matthew616 said........ JohnLennon had his right ear pierced! I cannot understand this! is he so innocent that he doesn't know what does piercing the right ear stands for? Oh my God... he just made a big big confession! hahaha.... Well other then that We were partying all saturday night at KampungKia and PenangRichBoy's crib! Everyone was around...... we had MontanaJr., KKBadAss, VaccumCleaner, AngryTeenager, BackDoorLover, MiriBoy not to mention KampungKia, PenangRichBoy and me! haha! Did I say MontanaJr. and KKBadAss?? Ya hell I did! They already forgive each others n now are friends haha!!.... Well the party was really wild....... we bought a bottle of Bombay Saphire(some real strong shit), a bottle of Russian Vodka and cans of Vodka, RUMs and other sorts of alcohol........ Everybody was having fun, we were blasting the speakers on high volume and we were drinking, drinking and drinking....... by the 4th or 5th shot of the Bombay Saphire...... everybody was pretty high and pretty drunk........
I was already totally knocked out and I went to my friend's room to sleep, not long later i jumped up the bed and started puking on his carpet..... hahaha then I ran all the way to the toilet to shit.. because i had a bad stomach ache..... When I was in the toilet...... I puked again while I was shitting..... you couldn't believe it... but i was........ sleeping in the toilet then..... AngryTeenager suddenly came to the toilet to check if I was ok... he opened the door and said "Hey you ok or not? Oh My God!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" well.... you have to understand that I was sitting on the toilet bowl with my pants and underwear off...... well he was kinda freaked out.........
Then later....... the whole gang came to the toilet n started to say.. "Oh my God! I din just see that" Well after I puked and stuff I heard that Police came to the house because the y receive reports of the area being disturbed by a bunch of teenagers throwing potatos around the place...... Well basically that's what PenangRichBoy, KampungKia and BackDoorLover did.... They threw potatos at cars that passed by the house...... wow........ They were having such good fun doing those stuff...... I mean throwing potatos at cars....... wow...... Well we drink at least once a month and we are already kinda used to the alcohol......... but this time we bought the wrong alcohol which was so fucking strong... Bombay Saphire is the type of alcohol tat after drinking it.... You feel like you don wanan take alcohol again........ Well that night most of the ppl puked... I puked, BackDoorLover puked, VaccumCleaener puked(well he always does) and KKBadAss Puked.. and after that.. that morning..... MiriBoy puked, Everyone had a hangover and AngryTeenager suffered the most........ he well...... puked then he felt so bad that he need to back to MontanaJr.'s house to sleep.... well I have to thank him ya... he was the one that walked with me to Unit 17 and I had a room to myself while MontanaJr., BackDoorLover and AngryTeenager cramped into one room............ haha..............
Well that's all for now... What is the moral of the story??
1. Never throw potatos accross the road you may never know if a police will show up
2. Its ok to drink! I mean its fun! Drinking is healthy..... :-)
3. Never every drink some crazy stuff like Bombay Saphire... It makes you feel like you don wanna every drink again! YUCK!
4. Never puke in ppl's room!

Screwed Up Committee Council

2004-09-09T19:52:00.000-07:00

A few nights ago my brother in Penang called me.... apparently we talked about a lot of things but one thing that made me very pissed off was the fact that the Uniform Organisation that I joined for the last eight years before I left for Australia is very very fucked up..........
That Company was considered to be one of the most strongest Company in the Uniform Organisation(well in Penang of course) year after year they swept away prizes from competition... Drill Competition and Singing Competition and they had a very very strong membership which was until the late 1990s when the Company started to drop................
Now today, the members that attend the weekly meetings are only 15 people(FUCKING 15 people!~) and only how many NCOs(the committee) attend the meetings? only 4............
4 out of 11 NCOs! Leaving only the Chairman, Treasure, a Sergeant and one faithful and loyal Lance Corporal(my brother la!) I cannot understand how this can happen....... and you know why the other 7 NCOs are on leave? Because they wanna study for SPM.......
SPM....... I mean look.......... one week has 7 days 1 day has 24 hours.......... 7 X 24 =168 hours!
can't they just take 3 hours out of 168 hours just to come for the meetings? I mean.... if you study well and plan your time properly....... you can get the 3 hours out just to attend the meetings.......... 3 hours is like not even 1 quarter of your time(for a week of course)
but seriously..... you think these people take the 3 hours on a Saturday afternoon to study? HELL NO! They take the time to go lepak, shopping in shopping complex or playing a fool....... that's what piss me the most........ They are selfish they never think that they are NCOs..... they are the role model for other members to follow...... just think of the concequences....... if one NCO doesn't come for meetings then members will start to think "WAHLAO EH! This NCO don't come for meeting what for I come? he can skip! So can I!" and just to think about it before these NCOs were promoted........ they were also once members....... the NCOs and Officers looked after them..... fetching them to meetings if they couldn't find transport and also cared for them.... Officers and NCOs listen to them when they are facing problems..... Just think of it! This year because majority of the NCOs taking leave and the members are starting to leave.... they could not even send a team out the annual Drill competition! THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!
But we cannot blame them right? I mean..... humans are all selfish..... we only think of themselves and their own benefits before thinking of others....... THAT IS LIFE........
They keep complaining that there is not enough members for the Company........ bla bla bla....
Fuck! If they don't come for meetings and committee meetings how the fuck are they going to settle that issue? I CANNOT UNDERSTAND........ How the hell is 4 people out of 11 going to boost the company up? I am really dissappointed in them....... before I came here.... most of these NCOs i took my time to fetch them for the weekly meetings but now what they are doing is really hurting me..... I have worked hard for this Company and I don't wish to see it become no more when I get back to Malaysia....... Its sad....... very very sad to see this..........
haih...... but what can I do? I have no say because I am considered an outsider now and if i SCREW them up.......... they won't listen..........
ah well.......... just let it be la......
FUCK

KK Bad Ass vs Montana Jr. - A Unit 17 Story

2004-09-04T10:20:00.001-07:00

Ah! My second blog already! Wow! I am really hooked to this stuff! Maybe what scottism wrote on his blog was true..... WRITING A BLOG IS SIMILAR TO MASTURBATING, ONCE YOU START YOU CANNOT STOP!haha.....
Anyways.... This weekened was pretty fucked.. A lot of fucked up things happened..
Firstly... I locked myself out of the house... PRETTY FUNNY RIGHT? I bet you are laughing after you read this.... that was like so fucking stupid of me!
Anyways lets get on with the day..... In the evening my friend... KampungKia found out he lost his notebook because he left it in the dining table in MontanaJr.'s house! And donno some fucker came into the house and took his notebook, searched another friend's bag and stole 2 pairs of GayBoy's Nike shoes... And that fucker even took the "ash tray" outside of the house to look for cigarette buts and throw the "ash tray" aside...... My guess it might be some Aboriginies(orang asli/native) fucker!
really sad, I actually hate those other Abo Fuckers! They stole my friend's notebook and even stole my notebook costing RM7000 which made me take up smoking............ They might be pittyful as they are always being discriminated and looked down on...... But you know what? I DON'T CARE! Serves them right for being discriminated! Serves them right for being looked down on! FUCK THEM!
Well keep my problems with the Abos aside for now... and talk about what happened between KKBadAss and MontanaJr. As You know... KampungKia lost his notebook in MontanaJr.'s house. So MontanaJr. helped KampungKia out by talking to the RA(Residential Assistant) and security..... At the same time KKBadAss was in MontanaJr.'s room and he kept coming in and out of the room because he wanted to go home.... But he did not because he felt akward to go out of the house when people are talking to the RA and security... so he kept going in and out of the room to see if they were still discussing the issue.... Then MontanaJr. saw KKBadAss kept coming out of the room, so he told KKBadAss to stay put in the room and stop coming out.... I did not know whether he raised his voice or not as it was pretty critical at that time.... the RA said "We don't believe your story" and everybody was pissed...... But what I kow was KKBadAss was fucking pissed with MontanaJr. he shouted at MontanaJr. and slamedthe door on him and walked home.... MontanaJr. wanted to open a can of WHOOPASS on KKBadAss but luckily a group of people including the victim of robbery KampungKia held MontanaJr. back.... Luckily they did or else there will be a real and live WWE wrestling match in Perth - MontanaJr. VS KKBadAss!!!
Anyways afterwards..... KKBadAss was seen crying in his Chinese friend's house...... he was pretty pissed off and his hands were fucking bleeding.... imagine what he did..... he punched the door until the door broke a hole..... and he said he won't wanna talk to MontanaJr. anymore unless MontanaJr. apologies to him........ well they are serious this time........ No one is gonna apologies and KKBadAss will remain enemies with MontanaJr. haih........ its sad to see friends breaking up and becoming enemies...... really sad....... I hope that one day both of these cool guys can cool down and start talking back to each other......
well that's all for now!

The Theif That Got Away With It - A Unit 36 Story

2004-09-04T05:55:00.000-07:00

Ahhhhhh....... I love stories! Do you? haha well I love story when the hero finally wins! But today, I am going to tell a story that where everybody fucks up doesn't win but the villian does..... but its a good story that tells how racist the ang mos can be and how fucked up they are....
today I am going to tell you a story of UNIT 36(a shitty in-campus accomodation in some school in Perth) But before that, I wanna give a short low-down on the characters in the story....
JapaneseBoy - A nice guy from Japan! Cool guy
KampungKia - A sophisticated "kampung boy"(village boy) from Penang that dresses himself with shorts and slippers and pee everywhere to mark his spot.
RichPenangBoy - A super rich Penang boy that is studying in Perth, despite he is rich.. he never shows off and is a nice guy.
VaccumCleaner - A freeloader from Penang! Despite being a freeloader, he has a good heart.... But has a really fucked up mouth
KuchingOrangAsli - A rich Kuching Chinese boy that pisses everybody off with his fucking "rich boy attitude". By the way he looks like one of the Aboriginies people here.
DebateKing - A debate king from Kuching that argue his facts until he is right! By the way, never challenge him in a debate, you'll lose
ChaoAngMo - Nothing much is known about him, except he is an AngMo(Westerner) and he is the main villian in the story
TheManager - Fucked up racist Ang Mo manager that is so stupid he believes anything his mates say.

Ok so here's how the story goes........
Everybody was like living happily in Unit 36! People were partying daily and people smoked and drink like crazy.... Everyone was having a great time, then sadly after 3 to 4 months..... JapanesBoy had to move out from 36 to live near the city with his hot and "kawai" girlfriend from Japan.... well after JapaneseBoy moved out, things were still kinda cool until one day.... ChaoAngMo decided to move into 36! Well.... at first everybody in 36, KampungKia, Penang RichBoy, VaccumCleaner, DebateKing and KuchingOrangAsli welcomed ChaoAngMo into their nice little crib.... But after a month ChaoAngMo moved into the house, there were moanings coming out from his room everynight(well he's fucking his girlfriend) and things started dissappearing....... People lost stuff like their facial wash lotion, moblie phones, shavers and food(wow! he must be very good looking guy, i mean....... he stole a total of 7 facial wash lotion) Everyone was like so fucking upset and suspected it was ChaoAngMo's doing... KampungKia and PenangRichBoy couldn't stand it and moved out of 36 to live in a better looking and nicer house which people had party once a week.... ok... back to the story..... Then one fine sunny day.... ChaoAngMo forgotten to lock his room door and KuchingOrangAsli decided to take his nifty Samsung phone with a camera to take some pictures of his room(wow! can u believe it? even an Orang-Utan.. oops! I mean orang asli has a phone and has such technology.... unbelievable!)You know what he found in the room? All the stolen goods! In the room.. He found things like facial wash...... DebateKing's RM100 shaver and VaccumCleaner's precious food.. All could be found except KampungKia and PenangRichBoy's mobilephones... well pretty shitty right? Well we haven't reach the worst part of the story yet....... The whole unit went to complain with TheManager.. So TheManager being the "Good Guy" went to 36 to invesetigate what happened....... and after hearing the long and boring complains of the tenants...... he went to ask ChaoAngMo whether it was true(what the fuck?! He went to ask a stupid question! Who is stupid enough to admit they are wrong?! FUCK HIM!) So... of course the ChaoAngMo did not admit it(SEE! I TOLD YA!) then KuchingOrangAsli took out his aborigines technological telephone and showed TheManager the nice footage he took in ChaoAngMo's room and TheManager went to confront ChaoAngMo again(just catch the guy already! for fuck's sake!) anyways you know what ChaoAngMo told TheManager? He said he bought the same facial wash and took accidentally took the other tenants' facial wash because he wasn't wearing his glasses and they all looked the same to him.... wow! seriously......... how the hell he buy 7 facial wash that are identical to the others? He must be like so fucking rich to do so....... 7 wash for 7 different parts of the face or is it 7 wash for different parts of the body? FUCK man...... what a lame excuse... and you know what?
TheManager believed it(what?! is he some DUMB FUCK that doesn't know the difference between right and wrong and tell it when people lie??? Oh my God... The ANG MOs are really stupid!) Ok so TheManager told the other tenants what he was told by ChaoAngMo and of course....... the other tenants weren't happy about it and was.... PISSED! And they started to go crazy and wanted to bash both of them up! but TheManager was afraid..... he threatened to throw them all out of the house if they did not keep quiet.... because he said that they violated the rules by entering other people's room and he also used the lovely "F" word (FUCK! Duh...) Well... so the case was unresolved because it was investigated by a low life fucking racist Manager... Anyhow... the other tenants were pissed(of course) and they brought the matter to the school's office and had a long nice chat.... and the school promised to help them kick ChaoAngMo out of the unit.......
well its already been like ages... but ChaoAngMo has not yet moved out of the house..... hmm....
well seems like he's won this time but I bet he will get whooped in the ass back for this!
THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD..........
well that's the story...
so what is the moral of the story???
1. NEVER SHARE THE SAME HOUSE WITH AN ANG MO
2. ANG MOs ARE RACIST....... ALL OF THEM
3. WANNA STEAL STEAL LA! BUT GIVE A BETTER EXCUSE WHEN YOU ARE CAUGHT
4. THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD

My First Blog - Australian Cigarettes

2004-09-03T07:22:00.000-07:00

This is the Malaysian Foreign Student studying in Australia for the very very first time....
Well, its my first time and I might not be very good at it... so just stick around and DON COMPLAIN ok?!
haha!
As you can see..... my first blog will be about Australia Cigarettes.......
Aussie cigarettes..........
hmmmmmm........
What can I say about that?
ok first of all they are extremely expensive...... around $10 a packet and they contain less percentage of nicotine and tar compared to Malaysia!
YES, I said it right! LESS NICOTINE and TAR~!
What do you think about that?
i pay a fucking $10(approximately RM30) for a pack of cigarettes and they contain less NICOTINE and TAR
heck! back in Malaysia where I was from I get a pack of cigarettes for RM3 and I have MORE NICOTINE and TAR~
what's wrong with this place?
and you know what? on the cigarette pack, they print stuff like "SMOKING CAUSES LUNG DISEASE", "SMOKING WILL CAUSE HARM IN PREGNANCY" and "SMOKING DESTROYS YOUR HEALTH" and they give a short article printed telling people that how bad cigarettes are and how they can destroy your health BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA........... Which makes you feel like "OH! its the end for me I am gonna die because I smoke!" FUCK!
Maybe the Australian Government is doing a good job, they love their citizens very very much......
they put higher prices for cigarettes so that people will not want to smoke because it is expensive
and they contain less NICOTINE and TAR so that their people will not die so soon of smoking and they put up those "nice" short articles and warnings so that people will stop smoking.....
hmmm.......
lets think about that......
1. People still buy cigarettes even if the price is high
2. People still can die of cigarettes even if the percentage of NICOTINE and TAR is less compared to Malaysian cigarettes(HECK! People in Malaysia smoke stronger cigarettes but I don't see all of them dying at once!)
3. Hell! Who even bother to read anything written on the cigarette pack?(Well except for how many tar or nicotine contained in the cigarettes)
SO WHY BOTHER?!
hah!
they are so fucking expensive that I though of quiting smoking!
but hell I COULDN'T help it!!!
when I am out, either I buy a new pack or I have freeload from my friends which makes me look like a begger!
heck! I have to ration my cigerattes now! One pack must last for at least 4 days! (just think of it how the hell a cigarette will taste after leaving it for 4 days?!)
hmmmm..............
well luckily there are these nice people that operates restaurants that sell good cheap Malaysian cigarettes(not openly) for at least $5 a pack(Well still expensive but much much more affortable)
FUCK IT! I cannot stand it anymore!
its so frustrating! I think I need to go out for a smoke after writting this now and I am going out of my MIND!!!!
well before I go
I just wanna say AUSSIE CIGARETTES SUCK~! and if you plan to come study in Australia! You'd better not be a fucking smoker cause it will cost you a fucking load of money!